Dunderhead

That lady was lying when she said what I did!
She was not there that time I did it!
I did not die my hair, it’s as viril as ever!
That’s brain juice you see that is drippin’!
I was not drunk when I made that outrageous plan!
Diet Coke fuels THIS brand of crazy!
And even though drunken denials would be best,
I won’t say I’m senile or hazy!

Poetry Scales 167