Barrio

I went down to the old town square to get myself some tacos
but as I crossed the neighborhood, I ran into some pacos.
They told me that--safety’s sake—I must go home and lock the doors.
It seems there’d been a zombie outbreak; something to do with spores.
Along the way I paused a bit for a quick micturition.
I might have died had it not been for this indiscreet emission.
But as it is, while I peed, the zombies took another route;
shambled through the barrio spreading horror absolute.
By the time I got back home, the building was overpowered.
So I went back to the old town square and had a taco salad.