Ribaldry

trying hard to pay attention
to the words that he was saying
was difficult as he made little to no sense

distracted not by his cognition
but rather his ill-fitting coattail
bulging over his prodigious protuberance

as he spat with indignation
he cleared his nether region
with a tremendous trumpet blast of flatulence

and that with no meek apprehension
but arms outstretched in victory
as adherents offered jubilation immense

(Poetry Scales 127)