Yokel

Emerging from the hills they call mountains
Not wearing shoes as a way to stay grounded
They scratch and they scream
And when they go pee
Its open air much like a fountain
But when it is time to squat and "download"
They don't use a toilet, they prefer a commode
More scratching and screaming
For lack of H creaming
As fried food implies a grunt load

(Poetry Scales 107)