Antimeridiemare

I think I have suffered
A random super glue accident
I awoke to discover
My head is stuck to my mattress
To make matters worse
My eyes are sealed shut
Try as I might
I can't open them up
As if all of that
Were not bad enough
I think I'm trapped
In some temporal flux
Every time I turn over
The face of my alarm clock reads
That half-an-hour's gone by and
I don't remember a thing
I don't recall getting into bed
With a super glue tube
As for how I'm getting out
Of this I haven't got a clue
My only hope is that this
Is some horrible scary dream
But i don't think it can be
Because I really have to pee