Super Pooper

I ate obscene amounts of hot cuisine
Mexican and Indian with Tabasco

All I did was eat and sleep and feed
Wishing every bite was not the last one

But I haven’t had that urge that should be coming
Suddenly, I feel so tight
And it has to be so different
When I'm on the pot tonight!

I’ll be the Super Pooper
Laxative will save me
But the burning like the sun
Will not be much fun
Going more than number one

I’ll be the Super Pooper
Talcum powder, sooth me
But I must go poo
Like I always do
Otherwise… rectal prolapse… eww!