A Discouraging Word

The air in Dalhart,
Is one big cow fart,
And in Hereford the smell is the same.
Bovina has cowses,
More’n people or houses,
And the air in nine parts methane.

Home, home on the range,
Where the stench
Will drive you insane.
Where seldom is heard,
A discouraging word,
‘Cept for moans due
To cow belly-aches.