Don’t get me wrong,
I’m not bitter.
I just wish that,
I’d not heard of Twitter.
Now I only,
Keep up with my peeps,
By reading,
Their mind numbing tweets.
(Even though,
They live right next door,
I just don’t seem to,
Get out anymore.)
Now I guess,
I’ll have to just sit here,
And support,
This narcissistic transmitter.
Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
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Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
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Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
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Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
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I’m not bitter.
I just wish that,
I’d not heard of Twitter.
Now I only,
Keep up with my peeps,
By reading,
Their mind numbing tweets.
(Even though,
They live right next door,
I just don’t seem to,
Get out anymore.)
Now I guess,
I’ll have to just sit here,
And support,
This narcissistic transmitter.
Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
Posted 1 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
Posted 2 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
Posted 3 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Ima Twit is updating her twitter.
Posted 4 minutes ago · Comment · Like
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Your satire is frighteningly true - that's part of satire, right? :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder what historians will say about us 500 years from now? I think it's going to be slightly embarrassing.
Jay
What exactly IS twitter? I just asked Kim and she doesn't know either.
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