Jousting

The bare-foot, blue-jeaned knight,
With a long pole by his side,
Was determined to save the fair princess
From the ogre with frog in his right.
His trusty hound, Spot, led the way up the path,
As the lady’s cries rose to a scream,
And the bully-ogre was met with a tackle to waist,
That left knight, ogre, hound, frog in the stream.
The frog swam away, to Whoknowswhere,
And the damsel in distress ran there too.
The knight and his hound fetched the pole and resumed their quests,
While the ogre ran to Mama crying, “Boo hoo!”